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Which Shakespearean Heroine Are You?

  1. How would you describe yourself?

  2. What do you want to be when you grow up?
    A movie star
    A lawyer
    A poet
    Queen of Everything
    A florist
    A warrior
    CEO of my own company

  3. You like boys who are:
    Dark, brooding, and a little bit crazy
    Sharp-tongued and smart
    Noble and deep
    Easy to push around
    As bossy as I am
    Intelligent and devoted
    Head over heels in love with me

  4. You flirt with someone you like by:
    Insulting him and arguing with him
    Writing long, heartfelt poems to him
    Telling him what to do
    Waiting for him to come to me
    Being really, really smart
    Throwing chairs at him…or a footstool…whatever's handy
    Sending really obvious hints and smiling a lot
    Professing my love

  5. Do you get along with your parents?
    Not really
    NO WAY

  6. When it comes to friendship, you:
    Have trillions of friends
    Have one best best friend
    It's really just me and my boyfriend
    My family members are my best friends
    I'm sort of a loner.

  7. When a guy breaks up with you, how do you react?
    Throw a chair at him…or a footstool…whatever's handy.
    Break up? Why would we ever break up? This is true love forever!
    Weep, sigh, pine, and do anything to get him back.
    Ha! He wouldn't dare.
    Guys don't break up with me, dude. I break up with them.
    Dramatically lose my mind. Make sure everybody knows about it.
    Pretend the whole relationship never happened.
    Explain to him sensibly why it's a bad idea to break up with me and outline the logical reasons to get back together until he gives in.

  8. Your huge celebrity crush is:
    Orlando Bloom
    Seth Green
    George Clooney
    Jon Stewart
    Jake Gyllenhaal
    Viggo Mortenson
    Denzel Washington
    Kevin Spacey

  9. Your favorite Shakespeare-related movie is?
    Shakespeare in Love
    Much Ado About Nothing
    10 Things I Hate About You
    Hamlet (the LONG version)
    West Side Story
    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
    I don't watch movies.

  10. What is your favorite TV show?
    Law & Order
    The O.C.
    Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    The Daily Show
    The Sopranos
    The Powerpuff Girls
    Dead Like Me
    Television is a wasteland overrun with so-called "reality shows" that trample all over the very idea of true love, such as The Bachelorette, which I would never watch, no sir.

  11. If someone were going to play you in a movie, it should be:
    Gwyneth Paltrow
    Natalie Portman
    Tina Fey
    Keira Knightley
    Lucy Liu
    Scarlett Johansson
    Queen Latifah
    Mischa Barton

  12. If one of your friends was dating someone you thought was wrong for them, what would you do?
    Tell her straight out. She deserves the truth--and she deserves a better guy!
    Not get involved. True love is rarely understood by outsiders.
    Look, I have enough problems with my own relationship right now, ok?
    Drop hints about what a loser he is until she figures it out herself.
    Ask them both probing questions about what they see in each other.
    I’d get rid of him. I have my ways.